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Lore : Origins

Long before the smoke was rising from used and abused slots. In a time when the echoes of a rage yet unknown did not shake the foundations of the earth and society. Before the E was left out of Stream to become STRAM. Before the words of power (LELELELELE) and Foam were proclaimed from Doritos and Cheetos covered fingers. Back in time beyond the Cartman Parody. There was a Ginger. A fat Bald Ginger. Whom had an impossible thought. That one day he would be respected and admired in a live format providing lessons in the most absurd and ridiculous format with the most horrible subject matter on the planet. SOCIAL JUSTICE.  Unfortunately, this idiot decided to become a social justice warrior and push his deluded instructions, pleas and rage filled rants on the masses.

This new form of education mixed with indoctrination and insane rambling would one day become known as “The CopperCab Strams”. Yes its  Stram. From the primordial ooze of slimebox foam copper reared his shiny bald head like a slug of simping majesty. Awash in the glory of his deluded perspectives he knew the most important thing he could do at this point in his life was to try and help people, in the only way he knew how. To yell at them. He began his strams expecting a symphony of support and people consistently praising his valiant efforts to completely brainwash them. He was wrong.

At first the original strams seemed peaceful and chill with not that much push back from the live chat or future replay viewers, mostly because copper would ignore any dissenting opinions. But one fateful day, a unique and somewhat reclusive individual began to speak up for the disenfranchised, lost and critiqued. A figure that would put a voice and opinion inside coppers mouth, making him swallow every syllable. Rejecting coppers oppressive ridiculous mockeries and ideological manipulations, using the beautiful and boisterous words we were all thinking. A great and powerful force this one man would become. A pioneer in the game. A Legend of Legends. The one and only: 64BeastyMan.

His opinions and satirical remarks were so overpowering that copper was overwhelmed, and some stay overcome with fright, trembling at his presence. The one lone wolf copper could not take his eyes off of, either from fear or again from some strange attraction. Perhaps it was the beastly nature of his opponent, as copper would be known later for his sexual relationships with Sasquatch. Whatever the cause, copper was entranced with every word from the amazing 64Beastyman. Scrambling and fumbling his thoughts caught in a spiral of his own making. Beast’s truths and humorously wise statements cut copper to the core of his toast, and fat. Immediately labeling Beasty as a “CLASS CLOWN”. Hoping to dissuade the other members of his chat he affectionately called students. The effect he was hoping to achieve was reversed. Instead, the chat embraced 64Beastyman more than copper. Cheering him on in his battle against the giant smooth brain.

I was there it was glorious. In that same stream another great and powerful opponent of copper would also make his debut in joining the class clowns. G.E. Trump asked 64 BeastyMan to be in his new Class Clown Group. Quickly becoming the 2nd class clown. I noticed this and after much banter also requested membership into The “Class Clowns”, and was accepted as the 3rd Clown by 64 BeastyMan and G.E. Trump. Copper would later claim that he made the class clowns and only he could award the title, changing it into a discord role, even choosing the order of clown authority based on his book page numbers he chose. Which is ridiculous . But the truth is that it was started without him, not by him and clowns were and still are chosen by other clowns not him. He later would create the Book of Legends and end up saying only those people whom donated through comments and bot abuse enough could become one. Which is crazy as F. This delusion and twisting of the facts remains to this day in his simp kingdom, perhaps in an effort to yet again, make it all about himself. Any of this info can be verified at anytime by 64Beastyman and G.E. Trump etc. Though copper will ignore the truth because it takes away his deception.

What a great and glorious stram this was. With 64 BeastyMan and G.E. Trump leading the charge I joined the fight and successfully defeated CopperCabs ideology and retarded rants. The other members of the chat cheered and giggled until we all almost died from laughing. It was Glorious. Many people reached out to one of us 1st 3 clowns to become members. We decided to become a collective where the idiocies, social justice and pussification of the copperverse could not reach or influence. Outside his control, beyond his understanding. Using our humor and creativity to find like minded people whom would fight back against the red tyrants maniacal points and perspectives. Many people would contact us to join.

Our original rules, were that you couldn’t be a wimp, Had to make  an effort through the various forms of media to troll copper, had to hate social justice and enjoy making copper angry. That’s it. Everything since has been added by copper as a way to control, label and exploit the class clowns, since we are and always will be his greatest enemies. Because we are smarter, more talented, more creative, funnier and obviously correct in our assessments of coppers delusions. Though many years have passed, it is important that the real Origin story of the Class Clowns be made public for once and for all, to fight coppers twisting of events for his self glorifying narrative. And the Class Clowns Still Exist. We Are Legion, Being the original Motto, still holds true. Behind the scenes and beautifully curated facades copper builds we remain.  Forever watching and waiting for a chance to destroy his idiotic ideologies and exposes his superficial skits all while doing our best to make fun of him constantly.

More intricate and detailed accounts of this and  many events of each clown, Discord Member, Good Apple and Content Creator will be coming soon. But I though I would take this opportunity to clear up this original deception by copper and help promote the class clowns, elevating them to their rightful glory once more. Which is far above copper.

Respectfully

SUMZONEDCAT