Lore: #ToasterGate

Toastergate is a term applied to the repeated act of CoperCab having sexual contact with a toaster. It originated with the strange and unusual attraction copper started to develop towards toasters somewhere around 2019-2020 it is assumed, though many people believe the obsession has its roots far before that. In one of his many private strams many years ago, copper was continually focused on the sexuality of his chat and discord members. It was so egregious and offensive that one member of the chat commented: Geez, you are such a horndog (Or something to that effect) that you probably even fuck toasters..lol This perhaps exposed a long standing love affair that had been going on behind the scenes. Copper despite all his efforts to maybe cover up and conceal his rue intentions to the toaster wilted under the pressure and laughter of the chat, grasping the toaster and throttling it relentlessly, like Janet would His actual micro penis if she could find it. The resulting applause and humor that exploded like he did in the bread slots was legendary.

Witnessing such a crazy event and barely breathing from laughing I decided to make a video, which was a mix of copper humping the toaster in various ways, with music and cutscenes in between. It was well received, gaining almost 300,000 views through all platforms before it was flagged and my original Sumzonedcat channel was taken down for cyber bullying and harassment. Many people have since reported me and tried to copyright strike me for these videos to this day. But I will not let them stifle my creativity and expression. Plus I think it’s all funny.😄

I immediately started a new channel under this same name and reposted the video under: #ToasterGate Ep.1. This again went semi viral being reposted and shared amongst many platforms, even leading to other content creators and media personalities reaching out to me for any more I could produce. Soon after copper acknowledged its existence and replayed it on his stram. The response was electric. Copper in his rage while on stram, decided to show everyone that he does in deed enjoy sex with toasters, doing it again with even more vigor. I repeated the video format exposing the world to the multiple time toaster banging insanity. Soon after my 2nd channel was banned. However I refused to give up knowing that the world needed to witness the absolute degeneracy and perversion of the giant goof.  This process repeated many times, resulting in multiple seasons of toastergate, influencing endless comments, mixes, videos, music and notoriety. Then my 3rd channel was banned yet again. This did not stop, but only encouraged the banging of toasters to increase, with even Aubrey assisting in his humping, providing different models of toasters for him and even holding them in place while he railed them, like a good wife should.

Currently the toaster sexing has not slowed, with copper just recently banging the poor little toaster yet again drooling and foaming at the mouth only to discard her with prejudice. There are rumors that she has found another source of pleasure in the kitchen and that another green apple may be involved, though these rumors can not be substantiated at this time. Copper has also eluded to having another obsessive sexual object he is equally infatuated with, though no example has presented itself to this date.

Overall, I think it is apparent that copper wants to fuck toasters. He routinely references all the great sexual experiences he has had with the toaster but is still denying the evidence. The clowns and apples in this rare instance seem to be somewhat on the same path, towards accepting and promoting the relationship copper has formed with the toaster, even naming another random A.I. generated by his convoluted and distorted reality, The ToasterBot. Other rumors persist that he did in fact father a love child with the toaster, which is commonly referred to as the ToasterBorg Baby. A twisted and manipulated shell of a being, used, ignored and longing for his revenge on the father whom abandoned him. Only time will tell.  One thing is for sure though: Copper will never stop Fucking Toasters. And we love it…And want more of it.

#Toastergate

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