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CopperCab: Troll or Delusional Simp

Disclaimer; This document drama is an attempt to resolve the obvious dichotomy of coppers nature, mind set, emotional maturity and trust worthiness. I will not be addressing many aspects of his private life in the past or current time due to the respect I have for his real life despite his lack of it for any one else’s which is apparent in any of his interactions always using personal private and family traumas to insult or manipulate his supporters all of which are blatantly available on his discord calls and comments on his streams.

What is it that makes a lonely fat idiot reach out to the masses in a delusional rant filled with hate, self righteousness and arrogance?

For the past 15 years a interesting yet maniacal idiot has graced our entertainment mediums filled with rage, mocking, absurd views and equally disturbing actions.

A fat, bald, delusional, arrogant, ignorant selfish, deceptive fruit cup full of empty promises, relying on donations and residuals from past glories, venturing forth into various mediums of expression like music, art and the expected foam filled freak outs we have come to love and despise.

Aglow with the passions only a true simp can know, consumed with false desires and dreams, living and thriving on the past successes, we inevitably come to several very pertinent questions. Is he really that retarded? Is he really the simp god? Is he really a trans? Did he really lose a fight against an old man? Does he really believe the nonsense he continually spits out on his disaster of streams? Does he change past events and social interactions to fit his narcissistic views of himself? Did he really marry his sister? Is he the original LOLCOW? Is he one of the oldest trolls on the internet? Does he beat down anyone that opposes his perspectives? Does he embrace the degenerate and disgusting? Is it all really a skit? Is he one of the greatest comedians and writers YouTube has ever known?

 Does he make consistent endless promises knowing he will never attempt to fulfill them? Is he a secret furry who longs for his micro pink lipstick to be used.  Does he really bang toasters? Is he starting a cult where only gingers are welcome? Is he himself even a full ginger? Keep reading to find out if These questions and many more will be answered finally here. Probably not, but hey its fun to rag on the simp pan zee.

Many mini documentaries and stories have been written about the red tyrant. But the simperor is by far the most expressive and disturbing individuals to ever poison the mediums of expression we utilize today, such as you tube. A constant source of ever evolving contradictions and hypothetical heresies, copper has for many, many years been a source of distraction for most the people whom attend his strams or visit and become members of his erratic, bias, superficial and chaotic discord. A subject of endless memes and jokes, his passive aggressive attitude and assertion of insane values is something that has been and always should be questioned. Forever playing the fool, the e girl weirdo and self righteous barbarian copper has at best become the laughing stock of the internet and even his own community. He’s cool tho.

Using his social control, semi celebrity status and disturbing supporters he affectionately calls good apples, he rules his vagabond community with a iron toaster and ban hammer.

Despite his constant stupidity and criticism of his own supporters and fans, and though he spends more time attacking his community instead of embracing their creativity and humor, he has in fact developed a large and diverse array of individuals which show some of the best and brightest of a generations willingness to use their different skills to give him the one thing he needs more than anything else. Others approval and attention. With more gimmicks and skits than he has freckles, he strives to promote the most ridiculous and absurd view points in complete contradiction to his own stated goals and belief structures, the epitome of hypocrisy with a complete lack of self awareness. Which he seems to take pride in. Or is it an Act?

Rarely reaching out let alone accepting collaborations, he has a tendency to steal ideas, hopes and dreams  using  whatever principles, attributions and production is necessary to further his own ends, never helping anyone whom supported him through the decades he has been trolling. Many people have offered and contributed to his success with music, videos, art, memes, writings, stories and interaction within the group. All of these things fall upon empty ears as he tends to only accept and approve of those whom he is able to control , influence or beat into submission through personal attacks, vulgar rants, seduction, absurd behavior , banning,  blame placing and ridicule amongst his simps.

Never supporting any of his communities endeavors unless it serves his twisted and deluded goals, the arrogance and superficial platitudes he extends to these lost souls is obviously as underwhelming as his production value in his streams. But they are great and hilarious.

 A truly one man show, breaching the delicate surface of his highly ordered and controlled presentation is not allowed and immediately stamped out. No one is allowed to be smarter, better or talented as copper. His obviously fragile ego is always on edge, hunting and looking for the next person to undermine, ignore or ban. Falsifying many instances of interaction between himself and others in private he publicly shifts the narrative to always be a victim. Manipulating every and any aspect of communication to fit his end goal of being the only one deserving of praise or friendship. But, he has it like that.

Perhaps his upbringing and the relentless assault on his feelings for the qualities he can not change, and ignoring the ones he could, has fueled this maniac into exploring the depths of his simp like psyche to the point he can only see himself. Maybe this is because his earliest support in the public domain was from his loss self identity, being mocked and made fun of from an early age. Or perhaps he is just a whiny man child whom needs to assert his authority much like cartman does whom well fittingly played him in a the now infamous ginger have souls parody made popular through the genius of South Park. He hates it yet still references it often. Because it’s funny.

 Still capitalizing on this once great slight he routinely plays these old videos on his streams in a futile attempt to draw further attention to himself and to glorify his position to impress and inspire no one. 😂

One thing is for sure however. His community is filled with some of the most brilliant, creative and ridiculously absurd people ever. Just a simple observation of one of his streams which he privates under the guise of protecting his channel from the YouTube censors demonetization, will make the fact apparent immediately. More ingenious commentary and jokes can be found within his open chat or discord than anything he has even attempted. Because the chat always wins. 🤡😂

 Using the various mistakes he has made and the great ideas of others he carefully crafted his streams to become a cacophony and melange of madness. But is he really the mastermind some think he is or just riding the coat tails of others humor, intelligence and creativity, taking the glory for himself all while neglecting and attacking the very people who made all his success possible? In other words being a vampire.

Most of the lore based tropes and particulars actually do not stem from anything copper has initiated except expressing his unbelievably horrendous views and actions. The vast majority of his themes, character and subjects come from his community. He just responds and claims the ideas are his. Though some ideas he ignores or acts as if they never existed, such as the wheel of torture stream, and electrifying his balls stream. He has however taken some opportunities to try and live out the self aggrandizing scenarios he creates in his head for himself, like boxing Gavin. A old angry commentary based  actor and provocateur half coppers size and his senior in  of 20 years or more. Yet leading up to this fight if you can call it that, copper professed great physical prowess and skill. Calling himself iron cab but resembling an aluminum foil boy. 😂

Lifting weights, and filming rage filled rants in the gym for his followers in attempt to scare his opponent and perhaps even motivate himself, the result was obviously not what he professed. In a horrible performance with non existent skills he flopped and flailed around the ring barely doing anything and not doing any damage to his opponent. The fight was eventually called as copper could not continue due to a bloody nose and emotional trauma to great for him to bear. In other words it was all talk. Copper could not fight or take even an old weak mans punch. It was such a bad performance some questioned the validity of the match. Which copper claimed he lost because Gavin cheated. To this date no evidence had been discovered indicating he had done so. Most believe copper was just a wimp. But is is a skit?

Further examples of his lying and scheming comes from the endless claims of rematches and even fighting other members of his community, which he never even attempted to make good on. On the subject of promises not met, he then claimed on 7 different occasions that he would reach out tho various supporters to collaborate on music, comics, art and even meet ups between the members.  Obviously none of these materialized as well. As time has gone it has become apparent that he only references or supports those whom have donated large sums of money at once or incrementally through his hustle, I mean the donation process on his streams. His greed truly seems to know no bounds. The chat knows what I’m sayin.. 👀

As a material artist and at sometimes a very skilled one musically, he has even painted many pictures the community lovingly refers to as toilet art. Where he portrays his supporters in the most crude and absurd ways his feeble mind can conceive. You can often find these in possession of the class clowns which copper claims stole them, though they were purchased legally through his Etsy page set up by his wife he once claimed was his sister. Literally. A constant source or ridicule and mocking, his attempt at art is often used as memes and objects of abuse, being placed not above fireplaces or in museums but in lavatories, port a potties and even outside in the elements. It is well known that the class clowns will eventually own all his paintings and that there is nothing he can do bout it. I got Tree Fiddy on the next one.🥚                                            

His music is one area though in my opinion, where he actually excels (don’t get cocky Simp God) though his ability or willingness to achieve the set time frame or goal for release is lacking.  Having at last count 15 times he changed the dates on streams. However, The intricate melodies and harmonious interplay of his songs is actually very good, to me, though some would say it tends to be hyper feminine and somewhat lazy in production. Copper often moaning like a whale softly or trying to rap, which is a whole other story.  An area of which he could definitely make progress if his tendency towards apathy and laziness were channeled and obliterated, which obvious by the state of his physical frame will not be anything he approaches with a sense of dedication, routine or a sense of purpose.

 At his core copper is an impulsive creative following the whims of his muse using his faculties only when he deems it suits him for nefarious practices and monetary goals or a spontaneous brief expressive venting.

Contradictions and conflict are the most apparent form of communication or expression inside his community. Though there are many instances when copper is said to be “ A normal guy” a “Nice Guy ” in voice chat for example, most of these are subjective opinions from people whom have already played the game for years and supplicated themselves to the tyrants ego. Or newbs looking to score points and get their own 15 min of simp fame.

In this modern era of overly emotional and sensitive “Men”, where the lie of men being able to get pregnant and where the collective identify crisis has become the focal point of pride and self discovery, copper is a pioneer. He or She or they as he once wished to be called even flirted with the comical notion that he could in fact be a woman. Hence the disaster known as “Claire” came to being. Use the Claire Bot, she likes it 🤡😂

 During a period of sexual discovery and obvious perversion, copper asserted and some say inserted the idea that he could become a trans man whenever he wanted for clout and attention. Making and publishing many videos and interviews in which he claimed his original and true nature was that of the feminine. With a sense of sass, fire, indignation and arrogance he confidently declared himself to be Bi-sexual and presented himself as a goth, punk rock e-girl to the masses. This immediately resulted in endless jokes and confrontation about his preferences and self perspectives. Many though he only embraced this “side” of himself in an attempt to validate his twisted forms of attraction which is in absolute contradiction to his stated religious views. Many times in the scripture it is mentioned not to be homosexual or given over to a depraved mind which copper has yet again been proud of accomplishing. It needed to be said. My view and judgement  comes from love not condemnation.

Semingly, Ignoring the damage this might cause to the actual movement he dove head first into this new role exposing himself in many ways on camera and to various audience genres. Now it may be deduced that his attraction to the same sex could have been very well genuine and he has many times stated his previous hook ups with men, though no evidence or testimony from anyone other than himself has been made available to his critics and supporters. Leaving many to label him on the streams chat, donations and through memes as a “fake gay” or “fake Bi”, to which he responds with glee and a strange pleasure often with feigned outrage. This has caused many in the actual lgbtq community to view him as a grifter and actor portraying something so that others will join his side or be sympathetic to his arguments and lifestyle choices.

This horrible inclination and preposterous action found its demise though at the public humiliation  of many interviews and culminating in his announcement that he secretly loved his “sister” for many years. Hence the celebrated term: Sister Wife.

This was exasperated by a now classic stream from Europe where he had a virtual date with a red haired woman named: Aubrey who was way out of his league in which the footer under her camera was affectionately labeled as “sister”.  Again this was later to be confirmed as  another deception for marketing and attention by copper. He claimed afterwards that he only did this to keep other people from attacking her or delving deeper into their relationship, though the validity of his intention and effort obviously can not be verified by anyone but him. It was not well received. The resulting barrage of comments and memes mentioning “Gincest” and eventually resulting in his marriage to his “sister wife”, finding many laughs.

The truth of this relationship could not be farther from the truth than coppers hairline from his perception of it. Needless to say at this point it was another example of his “acting” and the subsequent various situations that arose from it becoming another long list of abhorrent events played as real that were transparently obvious skits. Such as one time when a fellow you tuber named Harald Baldr apparently had an affair with Aubrey (Now his Wife) lovingly called “Pork O’Clock”. Rumors state that there another encounter with a future fake nemesis named Giga Chad. Whom came into coppers graces when he paid a massive fee for one of coppers paintings, and a book of his enemies he had drawn in crude, filthy and vulgar scenarios, in order to help copper with funeral expenses for a loved one. Giga chad should be commended for this act of charity and humanity. However copper in his infinite arrogance has since turned yet again on giga chad exploiting his every contribution and attacking him at every turn, most likely out of fear or perhaps even a strange sense of obsession or even overwhelming sexual attraction. The are also rumors and insinuations that Giga had also had an affair with Aubrey during this period as a form of thanks, though this can not be verified at this time. Coppers depiction of Giga Chads weiner as giant in all his art, and the many clips and gifs I have made from his demonstrations of performing oral copulation on giga chads images and effigies serves as a validation for his interest and obsession with giga chads sexuality. He even made a clothing brand named Oozy oral to commemorate his passion for wieners.

Coppers incessant need to be right and to be the only one whom is granted with praise or acceptance was furthered by Aubrey when she began to become detached from the streams and embraced only selective people from the discord whom did not question his motives. Labeled as the clown queen and the object of adoration by the majority of the discord server, her decisions are never questioned, her likes are supported and her dislikes are attacked by the endless wave of simps looking for her approval as a form of vindication for their deeds. Believe me, I like Aubrey a little bit, but the same bias and anger that copper is known for has apparently has a strong influence on her as well. But it is my belief she is at heart a good person, and though she does not hold herself or copper to same degree of expectations and rules as those under her, I do have faith in her ability and want to be fair and just to most people.

For example I have countless flaws and have not been able to keep the goals and promises I made to release Music, Material and Games based on the copperverse, due to many real life problems.  Obviously this same standard is not applied to copper or to those in the inner circle. Which I have purposely kept myself away from due to the inter-social emotional and media based conflicts and manipulations usually based on presumptions, speculations or complete ignorance. This is expected as it is often a manipulative tool used because chicks are crazy, and it is probably yet again the by product of coppers sphere of influence. Besides, she is Our Wife not just his. And wives be cray cray. Though I do miss the Aubrey thug life memes and she played a intricate and important role in my game and previous 6 hour Cyber cab project I banished into oblivion realizing the amount of analyzations and observational humor represented in semantic interpretations was obviously over coppers infinitely bald head, and below Aubreys delusional standards for art. Which she is also amazing at. Often taking pride in her abilities and sometime appreciating skill in others, unlike copper who only seems to approve or like her art or his own. Because he is always a dick.

He even debated Gavin in his Claire outfit, personality whatever you wanna call that abomination and monstrosity of personality… This was not well received and what followed was an unhinged rant of self aggrandizing statements and attacks on anyone who did not accept it. It’s easier to laugh at immaturity than battle against it. There are countless examples of this process from many people in the discord and on the streams. But alas all to no avail as it is literally his world where what he says goes and none can do anything about it except the person who has taken the role as a simp enabler and supporter all while acting like she is on the clowns side etc. which perhaps she still is, but its hard to tell. Long gone are the days of innocent banter, teaming up with friends in an attempt to troll the greatest of trolls.

The discord community with all its flaws and occasional tantrums was once a thriving spot of creativity, humor and friendship. Now it is littered with yes men, simps and pervaders of perversion with almost no ingenuity or consistency. Except Trey cuz he’s so original 😂 . And none is to blame but the people who run it. By stifling the creative genius and relationships people have built the copperverse has become a shell of what it once was. It’s hard to believe that there once was a place where you could hang out with like minded people or even battle some one in the chat daily like lion and ale. A place where we could assemble and make fun of the fat ginger guy. A place where your identity is whatever you wanted to be and I was even able to become the feared Original Name Bandit before Copper and His Simp wife took my mod for not meeting their schedule for releasing my game or interacting enough with the maniacs on the discord. Yes it was me . HAHAHA. Seethe Bitches.

 A place where the change in themes helped you create a new persona, a new goal or a new creative expression. A place where you could escape the average mundane superficialities of your normal life. And maybe that greatness could one day return. But much accountability and change would have to take place, and that is highly doubtful. To quote copper “It’s just Discord Bro it doesn’t matter” as he governs over it with an iron fist, and attempts to subjugate everyone involved.

Throughout his illustrious and nightmarish career as a comedian and obvious troll copper has shown a level of genius not often seen, but with that brilliance is an equal amount of absolute stupidity and foolishness. He is in himself a complete contradiction. Yet some actions have been so glorious they will be remembered for generations such as his affinity to have sexual intercourse with toasters.  Does he really bang toasters? Simple answer: Yeas he absolutely does. Many times, and even Aubrey has assisted him which is all on camera. Something about that shiny metal surface, those dark slots and that long cord he can not resist.

Despite the inclination to attack and expose the many instances of failure, comical and absurd opinions and perspectives, the community at large still adores the big fat goof ball. He may be a maniac that is consistently attracted to toasters, gay men and rage. He may be the biggest hypocrite and delusional idiot to ever grace the small screen. His wife may be a self righteous arrogant passive aggressive manipulator falling back o her detachment as a security blanket. The discord may be a convoluted soup sandwich of sin, insanity and crude, vulgar humor, mixed with pouty tantrums. But the truth of the situation is that we all love it anyway.

Despite his endless flaws, and there are a lot of the. Seriously a whole lot of them. For real like so many. We still like the fruit cup. He still inspires us to be creative, even if it is just to attack him. He inspires conflict between us all, but that keeps us sharp against the fake people whom befriend you for nefarious purposes. He made be a self righteous person willing to sacrifice and cut off anyone at a moments notice to protect his fragile ego. He obviously makes demands and deadline on others which he does not meet himself. He definitely has a micro penis. But we still listen and watch.

All of these things seem to be the most accepted views and assumptions about the giant ginger greaseball. But are they true? To put it bluntly: probably..lol

Our individual perceptions and opinions can be flawed and our visions twisted by the filter of our experience and emotional hurt from years of neglect to verbal abuse from copper. But the truth of the situation is that he is a human, subject to the same flaws we all are. In reality he is deserving of love, compassion, respect and friendship. He has lived an extremely difficult life socially compared to most of us. Though he has found comfort in his mini celebrity and monetary goals, most assuredly he is still seeking the acceptance and devotion of the people around him and strangers. Though we all wish to cause copper as much strife and suffering as he has brought all of us through his rants and disgusting proportions of everlasting ideas and behaviors, he is deserving of a future full of love. His life with Aubrey I hope is fulfilling and tempered with grace and joy. I wish him a happy life and hope that his dreams and aspirations come to fruition. I just wish he wasn’t such a dick in real life, and actually cared about the people that put the most effort into his delusional world. Perhaps time will tell. But one thing is absolutely true: He will still Bang Toasters.

Drop a Toaster fucker in the chat and abuse the bot bitches.

Respectfully: SUMZONEDCAT