The Good Apples

Long ago when the clowns had reared their majestic and righteously painted faces to challenge the delusions of the simp god, a cursed and crazy idea began to stir within thin hollow void copper calls his brain. The smoothness of its texture showed signs of wrinkling ever so briefly, causing the red tyrant to have a semblance of an idea. This rare and unusual process found its manifestation in the absurd like so many ideas before it. Copper in his infinite idiocy decided to embrace the knowledge of simping to it utmost conclusion, realizing the apple symbolized the forbidden knowledge. After much toaster humping and contemplation, he slowly but gradually peaked, in his understanding of the necessity of an entities and organization that could represent all his crazy ideas. Coddling his sensitive emotions and fragile ego he created the worlds greatest simp club, he calls affectionately: The Good Apples.

A ragtag group of incels, whiners, losers, crybabies, snowflakes, social justice warriors, simps and people whom actually support the ridiculous notion that you can change gender with a feeling or thought was Born? Or Hatched? Or Conceived? By the birthing person formerly identifying as a male: CopperFlop. Their one mission to support, promote and accept anything the Simp Berg says or does. Attempting to overthrow, infiltrate and delude any and all activities of the Class Clowns, to no avail.

A hopeless symphony of yes men and wimps, the good apples strive to kiss as much of coppers ass as they can. Grifting, shifting and even shitting all over themselves in an attempt to appease the Ranga Rager. Using the most outdated memes, art and no videos the Good Apples have primarily regulated themselves to simping in the Tavern chat on the discord. Caught up in endless banter and superficial discussions of pop culture and always siding with the most egregious opinions possible the good apples have become the laughing stock of the internet. Though often more likely to receive praise, support roles and encouragement from copper they usually posses an extreme sense of prideful self worth and bi polar disorder. Spamming the chat to lick the metaphorical balls of copper any chance they get. Lacking almost all creativity and ingenuity they are at most a relatively NPC based front group for coppers slaves. Many people have risen in the ranks with barely any effort. For example recently a new good apple spree (5 I think) was added to the discord just because one guy made a positive comment on the stram. Sad.

In conclusion it is obvious that these “GOOD APPLES” are actually either robot sex slaves, ideological victims or just plain wimpy simps dedicated to the promotion of the destruction of morality and opinion in the copperverse and should be resisted and ridiculed  at all cost, lest they spread their diseased mentality and lack of focused will across the world.

It is well accepted knowledge and fact that they will in fact be defeated by the clowns one day. After all Bad apples rot from the core.

SZC